FOR
1. freshly frothed cappuccino from the ice cream parlor beats the over-sugared convenience ice cream macchiato from the gas station store by far.
2. also from the gas station are the remnants of the binge drinking parties that adolescence organizes at night on public shores. Anyone who swims there in the morning needs fakir feet – and an insensitive nose.
3. summer without the prospect of crisp lifeguard staff is like a praline without a chocolate center.
4. the diving platform! The higher, the more adrenaline!
5. those little men and women who make sure four times a day that quiet toilets are not only quiet, but also clean.
AGAINST
1 On sunny Sunday afternoons, the queue in front of the cash desk stretches almost beyond the country’s borders. And the lawn is somehow reminiscent of the meat display at Aldi.
2 And all this despite the fact that the prices for annual subscriptions seem to include a massage – one with a happy ending! Elsewhere we rent a villa with lake access for such amounts.
3 . a Manowar concert is the purest wellness cure for the eardrums compared to the noise in the children’s playground.
4. regulars who go for the throat of anyone who tries to steal their favorite spot in the ice cream parlor.
5. seek and ye shall find: hidden romantic corners in the middle of a natural idyll. Where? Of course we won’t tell you. Just one tip: you will search in vain in the outdoor pool.
