For:
1. of course: the dog’s eye.
2. with a mutt at the foot end, the bed bottle is unnecessary.
3. you have to pay your partner for handbags or fine cigars? Bones and stroking is cheaper – and still reason enough for unconditional love. No matter whether you have put on weight or are having a bad hair day.
4th Partner my ass: The chances of flirting increase dramatically when you go for a walk.
5 However, it doesn’t hurt to come up for air even if you are firmly engaged.
Against:
1. the dog also has to go out when it’s hailing cats. And then stinks like a Mexican fart on four legs.
2. chihuahuas and French bulldogs.
3. as cuddly as a puppy is, it gets older. And frailer. And incontinent. And your vet is becoming increasingly wealthy…
4. logistical hurdles must be overcome before a vacation, shopping trip or party night, otherwise the Tölle will tear up the expensive pillows or yap the neighbors awake.
5. pick up poop. And hair, hair everywhere! You will never have a clean house again. Dogs are like children and tattoos: don’t do it if you’re not completely sure.
